The Red Green Show (TV Series)

Sausage Envy (2000)

Bob Bainborough: Dalton Humphrey

Quotes 

• Red Green : [wondering how they can bring the sausage to the cookoff]  I got an idea! Take a couple boat trailers, put 'em end to end behind the Possum Van, just lay the sausage right over the whole deal there.

  Dalton Humphrey : What if a cop stops us?

  Red Green : We'll tell him it's a biodegradable telephone pole.

  Dalton Humphrey : You know what you could say? "I'll bet you never 'sausage' a thing." Hee-hee-hee!

  Red Green : [glaring at Dalton]  Don't make me kill you, Dalton.