The Red Green Show (TV Series)
Sausage Envy (2000)
Steve Smith: Red Green
Quotes
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Red Green : [wondering how they can bring the sausage to the cookoff] I got an idea! Take a couple boat trailers, put 'em end to end behind the Possum Van, just lay the sausage right over the whole deal there.
Dalton Humphrey : What if a cop stops us?
Red Green : We'll tell him it's a biodegradable telephone pole.
Dalton Humphrey : You know what you could say? "I'll bet you never 'sausage' a thing." Hee-hee-hee!
Red Green : [glaring at Dalton] Don't make me kill you, Dalton.