- Red Green: [wondering how they can bring the sausage to the cookoff] I got an idea! Take a couple boat trailers, put 'em end to end behind the Possum Van, just lay the sausage right over the whole deal there.
- Dalton Humphrey: What if a cop stops us?
- Red Green: We'll tell him it's a biodegradable telephone pole.
- Dalton Humphrey: You know what you could say? "I'll bet you never 'sausage' a thing." Hee-hee-hee!
- Red Green: [glaring at Dalton] Don't make me kill you, Dalton.