It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass (2006)
Danny DeVito: Frank Reynolds
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Quotes
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Dennis Reynolds : If you don't like smoke, then don't come into the bar.
Charlie Kelly : I *work* in this bar. I work here.
Dennis Reynolds : But that's because you have the freedom to choose to work here, okay? Smoking bans, they don't protect freedom, they strip it away from smokers
Frank Reynolds : Look, I didn't go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me.
Dee Reynolds : You went to Vietnam in *1993* to open up a sweatshop!
Frank Reynolds : And a lot of good men died in that sweatshop.
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Dennis Reynolds : If Charlie took any time to study in school, he would recognize that the Constitution protects my freedom to blow smoke all over his face.
Charlie Kelly : You gotta be... you don't know shit about the Constitution, man.
Mac : Uh, he knows more than you two un-American freedom haters.
Dennis Reynolds : Thank you.
Dee Reynolds : Oh, Charlie, we hate freedom. Eww, we hate it.
Dennis Reynolds : You hate it.
Charlie Kelly : Oh, *I'm* un-American?
Frank Reynolds : You're practically a Viet Cong.
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Mac : Well, then, what would you say?
Dennis Reynolds : She's a quitter.
Dee Reynolds : You know what, I don't even care! I don't care.
Dennis Reynolds : And that proves my point. Because you don't care, you never succeed.
Mac : Right. Failed.
Dennis Reynolds : Failure implies that she actually *tried* to be an actor.
Dee Reynolds : Okay, I did try, it just didn't happen to work out.
Frank Reynolds : It's not your fault, sweetie. You're just not pretty enough.
Dee Reynolds : Wow, thank you! That's my dad, everybody.
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Frank Reynolds : Do we have any sharp knives?
Mac : What?
Dennis Reynolds : What?
Frank Reynolds : These guys are maniacs! They want to start betting fingers.
Dennis Reynolds : Fingers!
Mac : What are you talking about?
Frank Reynolds : If Alan loses this hand, he's gonna start chopping off his fingers. I've never seen anything like it in my life!
Mac : Okay, this has gone way too far.
Dennis Reynolds : This is getting ridiculous. Dad, your friends have got to go!
Frank Reynolds : Bullshit!
Mac : You are *killing* our freedom, man!
Frank Reynolds : This is what freedom's all about. I'm living on the edge!