Beetlejuice (TV Series)

The Big Face Off/Skeletons in the Closet (1989)

Stephen Ouimette: Beetlejuice

Quotes 

• Beetlejuice : My neighbors are already trying to get me to take this thing called a bath.

• Beetlejuice : Every time you tell a lie, you get a skeleton in your closet. Most closets can hold about a dozen skeletons. My closet... well it can hold more, that's why I moved here.

• Beetlejuice : I've never told the truth in my life, even after.

  Lydia Deetz : Beetlejuice!

  Beetlejuice : I don't even tell the truth about things I'm proud of.

• Lydia Deetz : [releasing the skunk into the wild]  Goodbye little Stinky! Well, that's one skeleton out of my closet.

  Beetlejuice : Yeah, but it'll never smell the same.

• Beetlejuice : [loses the bug he was about to eat]  You made me lose my lunch!

  Lydia Deetz : [excited]  Really?

  [jumps up and down on her bed] 

  Lydia Deetz : Then my funny face was gross! Gross enough for the 24 hour gross out game show?