SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Club SpongeBob/My Pretty Seahorse (2002)
Sirena Irwin: Magic Conch, Fish 5, Teen 2, Flower 1
Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh magic conch shell, what do we need to do to get out of the Kelp Forest?
[pulls string]
Magic Conch : Nothing.
Patrick Star : The shell has spoken!
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Squidward : [to Magic Conch] Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch : No.
Squidward : Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch : No.
Squidward : Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch : No.
Squidward : Can't you say anything else but no?
Magic Conch : Try asking again.
Squidward : Could I have something to eat?
Magic Conch : [insulting, sarcastic tone] No.
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Squidward : Magic Conch, uh, I was wondering... uh, should I have the spaghetti or the turkey?
Magic Conch : Neither.
Squidward : Oh. Then how about the soup?
Magic Conch : I don't think so.
Squidward : Could I have anything to eat?
Magic Conch : No.
Squidward : No? What do you mean "no"? I'm starving here!
Patrick Star : [taking Magic Conch] Here, let me try. Magic Conch, could Squidward have some of this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?
Magic Conch : No.
Patrick Star : Hmm... Could *I* have this yummy, delicious, super-terrific sandwich?
Magic Conch : Yes.
Patrick Star : All right!
[inhales the sandwich in one gulp like a vacuum]
Patrick Star : Sorry, Squidward.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Magic Conch Shell, will I ever get married?
Magic Conch : Maybe someday.
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : [giggle] Ooh!
