SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Club SpongeBob/My Pretty Seahorse (2002)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Narrator, Flower 2, Old Man Jenkins

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Oh magic conch shell, what do we need to do to get out of the Kelp Forest?

  [pulls string] 

  Magic Conch : Nothing.

  Patrick Star : The shell has spoken!

• [talking about wild horse he found] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : She seems mysterious, so I'll call her Mystery. Come to think of it, she also seems graceful and majestic. Maybe I should call her Grace, or Majesty, or Debbie.

• SpongeBob : Mystery got a belly ache from eating too many krabby patties, so I made her a bicarbonate of soda.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Mystery, you ate my hat.

  [Mystery burps out half-eaten spatula] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Mystery, you ate my spatula! You ate all the Krabby Patties! You ate the stove! You ate old man Jenkins!

  Old Man Jenkins : [from inside Mystery]  I don't want to be a burden.

• Mr. Krabs : Ahh! A monster, scaring away me customers!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : That's no monster, Mr. Krabs. That's my seahorse. She's my friend. I call her Mystery.

  Mr. Krabs : You're a mystery, SpongeBob.

• SpongeBob : Oh, cheer up, Squid. It could be worse.

  Patrick : Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.

  Squidward : Well, this is the end.

• Mr. Krabs : What was that?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I was just doing my impression of Mystery. Wee-snaw.

  Mr. Krabs : Well, keep working on it. That was terrible.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I better call a doctor... 'cause I've got spring fever!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Good morning, Squidward. Lovely spring day, isn't it?

  Squidward : Hmph.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Have you said hello to the flowers today?

  Squidward : Hello.

  [the flowers hiss at Squidward; he shrieks and runs back inside] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I didn't know Squidward had hay fever. I shall do him a kindness and plant some hypoallergenic flowers.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Magic Conch Shell, will I ever get married?

  Magic Conch : Maybe someday.

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : [giggle]  Ooh!