- Rory: [Rory finds Lane laying against her bed, still recovering from her Mexican honeymoonn fiasco] Lane? Are you okay? Did the doctor say you have a parasite?
- Lane: In a manner of speaking.
- [sighs]
- Lane: I'm pregnant.
- Rory: You only did it one time, and - wow! - a baby!
- Lane: That's what ya get, folks, for makin' whoopee!
- Zack: [after coming back from a miserable honeymoon in Mexico] I found out I'm not morally opposed to murder; I just wish I had the guts to do it.
- Lorelai: [Rory shows Lorelai her massive stack of materials for her cancelled Asia trip] Wow! Were you planning on visiting Asia, or invading it?
- Lane: I wonder if Blanket ever met Tom and Katie's baby, Pillow.
- Rory: Yeah, that would be a perfect playdate.
- Lane: Yeah, when it's nap time, they would be totally set.
- Rory: And then they could invite Gwyneth's Apple over afterward for a little snack.
- Lane: And Banjo, Rachel Griffiths' baby could play for them.
- Rory: And then they could all jump in Mia Farrow's Satchel and make fun of what's-his-face?
- Lane: Oh, Pilot Inspektor Lee.
- Rory: Yeah.
- Lorelai: [eating "dessert sushi"] You are honestly asserting that you like the Tootsie Roll-marshmallow-Twizzler roll better than the Butterfinger-Junior Mint-chocolate chip-Jujube roll?
- Rory: Hey, call me crazy, but I just don't think that Butterfingers go with Jujubes.
- Lorelai: Ca-razy! The limitations of your palate astound me.
- Rory: Hey, I liked the Oreo-Red Hot sashimi.
- Lorelai: Me too.
- Luke Danes: You think I should put up a stained-glass window of a peaceful-looking giraffe on the side of my diner?