- Italian Crane Operator: Where did it go-a?
- Italian Gondolier: It's-a gone-a. There's-a nothing-a here!
- Matt Trakker: Well, at least we saved a sample.
- [glances at the jar in his hand]
- Matt Trakker: Hey, it's gone!
- T-Bob: I-it couldn't have gotten out, the lid wasn't even 'ajar'!
- Matt Trakker: Disperse and keep your eyes peeled for anything that looks 'venomous'.
- Calhoun Burns: Dastardly devils! They'll answer to us if they attempt to harm this grand old city. To our vehicles!
- [turns to Gloria]
- Calhoun Burns: After you, of course, ma'am.
- Scott Trakker: Dad's sources say that V.E.N.O.M. might be operating here in Venice.
- T-Bob: I-if V.E.N.O.M. is operating, the patient is in trouble.
- Vanessa Warfield: Cleopatra's barge, it really exists! But how did it wind up in Northern Italy?
- Miles Mayhem: It was stolen after Cleopatra's death but the thieves were lousy sailors and lost it here.
- Vanessa Warfield: Sounds like something Bruno would do.
- Bruno Shephard: [a beat] Hey!
- Matt Trakker: Amazing. Cleopatra's barge. We'll take it to one of Venice's museums.
- T-Bob: Y-yeah. A-and as far as I'm concerned, the 'schooner' the better!
- Matt Trakker, Gloria Baker, Jacques Lafleur, Calhoun Burns, Scott Trakker: [Groaning] Ooh...