Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Charlie Don't Surf (2006)

Enrico Colantoni: Keith Mars

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• Veronica Mars : Remember that case a couple years ago where that woman was impersonating her boss? How did you obtain the ATM photos that proved it?

  Keith Mars : I know a guy, a representative of the bank. He needs to request a court order and once the court order is issued, it only takes about an hour to get the photos.

  Veronica Mars : So, it's a piece of cake.

  Keith Mars : A monkey with a friend who's a bank representative can do it.

  Veronica Mars : So, Bubbles. You feel like doing me a solid? Hm?

• Keith Mars : Is it possible your boyfriend's financial problems are just his champagne wishes and caviar dreams biting him on the ass?

  Veronica Mars : One solid-gold foosball table and a couple of man-servants and suddenly he's spendy.

• Veronica Mars : Umm, did you trip and fall onto sandalwood, musk, and a hint of spicy citrus or is that cologne?

  Keith Mars : It's aftershave. I'm going to traffic court.

  Veronica Mars : Sexy traffic court?

  Keith Mars : Hmm. Nice shoes. You change your major to Women's Studies?

  Veronica Mars : Ha! Yuk it up, fancy pants.