- Kim: So we always hated each other?
- Louie: Yeah!
- Kim: Isn't that bad?
- Louie: No, it's great. 'Cause all married couples hate each other. The ones that don't make it are the ones that can't handle it. But we know we can handle it 'cause it's been there since the beginning. But we still chose to be together.
- Kim: Yeah, we did. This marriage was built on hate!
- Louie: That's why it's gonna last forever.
- [They hold hands and look at each other]
- Louie: Listen, tonight when we get home... I'm gonna fuck your tits off.
- Rich: [muttering under his breath] Irritating bitch.
- Kim: Excuse me? What was that?
- Rich: Hey, blow me, OK?
- Kim: What?
- Rich: [hesitating] I said, blow me?
- Kim: OK, fine. Take it out and I'll blow you.
- Rich: [frightened] What?
- Kim: If you take it out and it's hard, I swear to God I will suck it.
- Rich: [nervous] Yeah, don't tempt me, babe.
- Kim: Come on, let's go. Whip it out, Rich.
- [Rich looks at the ground]
- Kim: Thought so.
- [walks away giving Louie a dirty look]
- Rich: What the hell just happened, Lou?
- [last lines]
- Walter: [looks in the mirror and imitates Bill Cosby] So, you see... Pudding pops are so delicious because they put a smile on your face. And you just say 'Oh, boy!' And your stomach says 'Thank you very much for the pudding pop.' And you say 'You're welcome, stomach.' And then your stomach says 'I think I want another pudding pop with all the chocolate and the vanilla and the flavors... '
- [Ellen looks at Walter disapprovingly. Walter pauses]
- Walter: [still imitating Bill Cosby] You know what, bitch? You can kiss my ass!
- [Louie is having a family barbecue in the courtyard]
- Rich: Hey, everybody! You wanna hear a funny joke?
- Louie: Hey, whoa, Rich, don't tell a joke! There's kids here.
- Rich: Don't worry. It's completely clean. It's a kids' joke. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
- Mike: I don't know. Why?
- Rich: Because he heard the referee was blowin' fowls.
- Mike: I don't get it.
- Rich: "Fowl" is a double entendre, asshole. It means the ref was suckin' the chicken's dick.
- Louie: Jesus! Shut up, Rich!
- Rich: All right, fine! Back to boring.