House of Mouse (TV Series)

The Stolen Cartoons (2001)

Wayne Allwine: Mickey Mouse, Joker

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Quotes 

• Mickey Mouse : he Beast, Aladdin & Jasmine and, oh, I see the 3 Little Pigs are in the house! Hey, Lumiere, thanks for being MY guest!

• Goofy : yfooG s'tI .yekciM olleH

  Mickey Mouse : Goofy, you're talkin' through the wrong end of the phone again!

  Goofy : !spoO

• Pete : Everybody out!

  Mickey Mouse : Show's not over yet, Pete!

  Pete : What show? You've got no cartoons and that stage is deader than the Haunted Mansion!

  [camera pans over to the stage, where we see the Hitchhiking Ghosts from Disneyland's "Haunted Mansion" attraction sticking out their thumbs] 

• Mickey Mouse : Now I wanna remind everyone of the House of Mouse Rules: No smoking. No villainous schemes. And no guests eating other guests.

• Mickey Mouse : Tonight, we have a show that won't be forgotten.

  [spotlight goes out; audience gasps] 

  Mickey Mouse : Unlike our electric bill.

  [nervous laugh] 

• Mickey Mouse : [seeing Horace tied up in the control booth]  Horace, what's wrong?

  Horace Horsecollar : All the rainforests are bein' chopped down, nobody votes anymore, and the Internet's too dang slow!