House M.D. (TV Series)
Son of Coma Guy (2006)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : House's House of Whining. State your complaint.
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Dr. Gregory House : Quid pro quo, Clarice.
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Dr. Gregory House : Wilson, get out.
Dr. James Wilson : No.
Dr. Gregory House : You've lied to the cops enough for me.
Dr. Gregory House : [after a moment] Maybe I don't want to push this 'til it breaks.
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Dr. Gregory House : [about Wilson] Sorry. If I'd known he was going to be this annoying I would have stolen Dr. Cameron's pad and Dr. Foreman's car. At least she appreciates my brooding melancholy.
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Dr. Gregory House : Don't worry about it. We use recyclable clothes now. Wear them once, then eat them.
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Dr. James Wilson : [walking with House down hallway] Maybe your father's feelings were conditional. Not everyone's...
Dr. Gregory House : Yes, well, of course that would play into your romantic vision of human...
Dr. James Wilson : In terms you would understand, we have an evolutionary incentive to sacrifice for our offspring. Our tribe, our friends. Keep them safe.
Dr. Gregory House : Except for all the people who don't. Everything is conditional. You just can't always anticipate the conditions.
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Dr. Gregory House : This is easy. You ask the questions, answer them AND make tasty snacks.
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Dr. Gregory House : [after inducing seizure to the son of a coma guy] Gotta love this family!
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[last lines]
Dr. James Wilson : [sighs] My accounts have been frozen as part of a police investigation.
Dr. Gregory House : [sighs too] They can't keep your money forever.
Dr. James Wilson : [sighs] No, they can keep it till I agree to help send you to prison for ten years.
Dr. James Wilson : [sighs again and pauses] You're getting dinner.
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Dr. Gregory House : What happened on the night of the fire?
Dr. Gregory House : [the coma guy is silent] Yeah, I'm sure it's a stressful, emotional question. Suck it up!
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Dr. Gregory House : You know what I found interesting about this case?
Dr. James Wilson : That it proved that people can love unconditionally, and you can tell yourself it's not true, but you'll just end up in a hotel room in Atlantic City asking someone to cut your heart out?
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [rushes in the room; looks around to a relaxed Foreman and Chase] I was paged.
Dr. Robert Chase : Saw you with a cop. What'd he want?
Dr. Allison Cameron : [slides door closed] How many pills does House take, did I ever write him a prescription; that sort of stuff.
[sighs]
Dr. Allison Cameron : I told him six.
Dr. Eric Foreman : A day, or in a mouthful?
Dr. Allison Cameron : I was just hoping you guys would stay consistent with...
Dr. Robert Chase : [nervous] He wants to talk to us, too?
Dr. Allison Cameron : You're next.
Dr. Robert Chase : [aghast] We've gotta tell House what's going on.
Dr. Allison Cameron : Tritter says no.
Dr. Eric Foreman : Then no it is. Cops have a thousand ways to make life difficult for you.
Dr. Gregory House : [House slides door open to peek in] Quick! What's the kid's status? I gotta get back to our sleeper before he goes looking for the orgasmatron.
[looks around expectantly; team is silent]
Dr. Gregory House : See, if that were rhetorical, it would mean that I could just turn around and leave now. Which I'm not doing. From which you should deduce...
Dr. Eric Foreman : He's off all drugs except the antibiotics. His liver's just managing to hang in there.
Dr. Robert Chase : He's still sliding into coma.
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Dr. Gregory House : Important thing is you keep prescribing the same amount of drugs to me. Or it'll look suspicious.
Dr. James Wilson : Here's another way to look at it. Having forced me to lie to the police, your first concern is securing your "drug-connection"!