The Office (TV Series)
Gay Witch Hunt (2006)
Oscar Nuñez: Oscar Martinez
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : [Michael has called Oscar faggy without knowing Oscar is gay] Listen, man, I am so sorry. I had no idea.
Oscar : Oh, it's fine. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
Michael Scott : No. No. No, it's not. I just... I feel terrible about it. I have been calling people faggy since I was in junior high, and I have never made this mistake. If I don't know how to behave, it is because I am just so far the opposite way. You know? I'm just... I... I can't even imagine the thing... Maybe we could go out for a beer sometime and you could tell me how you do that to another dude.
Oscar : That sounds like a great, wonderful idea. Let's do that.
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Oscar : Yes. I am super cool. I am an accountant at a failing paper supply company in Scranton. Much like Sir Ian McKellen.
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Oscar : I was going to quit, but Jan offered me a 3-month paid vacation and a company car. All I had to do is sign something saying I won't sue. Gil and I are going to Europe. Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.