The Office (TV Series)
The Convention (2006)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Michael Scott : I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someday.
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Michael Scott : [turns on black light in his hotel room] Now would you do me the pleasure of hitting the lights, sir?
Michael Scott : [Dwight turns off lights and they see stains all over bed] Whoa. What are all those stains?
Dwight Schrute : Blood, urine, or semen.
Michael Scott : Oh, God, I hope it's urine.
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Jan Levinson : Well, Michael, I just... I underestimated you.
Michael Scott : Yeah, well, maybe next time you will estimate me.
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Michael Scott : [about Jim] I was shocked when he told me he was transferring to Stamford. It's like with firemen, you don't leave your brothers behind. Even if you find out that there is a better fire in Connecticut.
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Michael Scott : Swag! Stuff we all get. I basically decorated my condo for free with all of my swag!
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Michael Scott : You know what, Pam? If in 10 years, I haven't had a baby and you haven't had a baby...
Pam Beesly : No, Michael.
Michael Scott : 20 years?
Pam Beesly : No, Michael.
Michael Scott : 30 years?
Pam Beesly : Sure.
Michael Scott : It's a deal.
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Michael Scott : I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.
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Michael Scott : Ain't no party like a Scranton party cause a Scranton party don't stop