Extras (TV Series)
Daniel Radcliffe (2006)
Ricky Gervais: Andy Millman
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Quotes
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Warwick : [after Andy has hit on his fiancé] What do you think I've got this ring for!
Andy Millman : I don't know, you're a hobbit?
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Daniel Radcliffe : [about Maggie] Alright when she gets back, make up some excuse and leave, okay?
Andy Millman : Why what have you got planned?
[Daniel pulls out a condom]
Andy Millman : You... unravelled it then?
Daniel Radcliffe : Yep. Ready for action. I just hope its big enough.
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Darren Lamb : Annoyingly, they didn't go with the 'giving the kid an Xbox' angle.
Andy Millman : What angle did they go with then?
Darren Lamb : [holding up a newspaper] "TV bully kicks dwarf in face."
Andy Millman : Accurate. But, as you say, there's no such thing as bad publicity, is there?
Darren Lamb : [reading another newspaper headline] "Pick on someone your own size fatty."
Andy Millman : Oh, I guess there is.
Darren Lamb : Oh look, this is the worst one. "Suicide Bombers get lotto funding."
Andy Millman : What's that got to do with me?
Darren Lamb : Nothing... I mean, it's just shocking, isn't it?
[Andy sighs]
Darren Lamb : Look at this one... "Gypsies are eating our pets".
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Daniel Radcliffe : [after his condom has landed on Dame Diana Rigg's head] Can I have my johnny back?
Diana Rigg : MAY I have my johnny back?
Daniel Radcliffe : May I have my johnny back?
Diana Rigg : Please.
Daniel Radcliffe : Yeah.
Diana Rigg : Not called a johnny though, is it?
Daniel Radcliffe : Durex?
Diana Rigg : No, that's a brand name. May I have back my prophylactic, or sheath?
Daniel Radcliffe : May I have my prophyac...
Diana Rigg : Tic.
Daniel Radcliffe : Prophylactic. Can I have it please?
Diana Rigg : Yes.
[hands condom to Daniel]
Diana Rigg : Excuse me. Haven't you forgotten something?
Daniel Radcliffe : Oh... Thank you, Dame Diana.
[puts it in his pocket]
Andy Millman : Still going to use it then?
Daniel Radcliffe : Yeah, it'll be fine.
Andy Millman : Lucky girl.