House M.D. (TV Series)
Whac-A-Mole (2006)
Jesse Spencer: Dr. Robert Chase
Quotes
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Dr. Robert Chase : [refuses to write House a script for Vicodin] We both know it's not gonna be just one. I'd rather lose my job than lose my license.
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Dr. Eric Foreman : [House is writing down something] What are you writing?
Dr. Gregory House : Nothing.
Dr. Robert Chase : If you know the diagnosis, why don't you...?
Dr. Gregory House : [finishes writing] How are you gonna learn to swim unless I take off your floaties and throw you into shark-infested waters?
[licks the envelope]
Dr. Allison Cameron : You can't know what's wrong after a 30-second perusal of his file.
Dr. Gregory House : Apparently, you can't. Now what's a game without rules? Uh, no tagbacks, no biting, you get one test each and the clock runs until lunch.
[writes something on the envelope; walks over to the whiteboard]
Dr. Gregory House : If I'm right, he'll still be alive. If I'm wrong, it's a very cruel game.
[places the envelope on the whiteboard with a magnetic paperclip. On the envelope written is "THE GAME IS A ITCHY FOOT."]
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Dr. Robert Chase : [about Jack] You want us to starve him so we can drive him into another seizure and maybe a heart attack just so we can run another tox screen?
Dr. Gregory House : That'd be cruel. Just sweat it out of him.
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Dr. Allison Cameron : [about Jack] It can't be genetic. He would have been getting infections since he was an infant.
Dr. Gregory House : Not if he grew up in a bubble.
Dr. Robert Chase : Or if he grew up on Mars. No germs there either.
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Dr. Robert Chase : House was on this page when he got that annoying "I'm such a genius" look.
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Dr. Robert Chase : One of you two screwed up.