The Office (TV Series)

The Coup (2006)

Ed Helms: Andy Bernard

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• [Employees at the Stamford branch are playing a "Call of Duty"] 

  Josh Porter : This is not working, okay? We are getting slaughtered out there.

  Andy : It's the new guy.

  Jim Halpert : Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know what we're talking about.

  Andy : See what I mean?

  Josh Porter : We just need a strategy, okay? We're gonna set up a trap in the gunroom. All right? Jim, are you using the MP40 or .44?

  Jim Halpert : Sniper rifle?

  [Andy and Josh gets upset] 

  Josh Porter : [shouting]  Snipe...

  Andy : [shouting]  What? Are you playing for the other team?

  Josh Porter : [shouting]  Jim! In Carentan? You don't snipe in Carentan, okay?

  Andy : [shouting]  It's saboteur! Saboteur!

  Josh Porter : Andy, it's not...

  Andy : I'm gonna kill you for real. This game, the game is over. I'm really going to shoot you.

• Andy Bernard : [after Jim had just killed him in "Call of Duty"]  Why did you do that?

  Jim Halpert : I'm just killing Germans any way I can.

  Andy Bernard : We're on the German team. Shoot the British.

  Jim Halpert : [to Karen]  Wait, are we playing teams?