Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Lord of the Pi's (2006)

Ryan Hansen: Dick Casablancas

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• Dick Casablancas : Okay, I'm so not supposed to be telling you this, but it's 'way too good. So not only did Chip get Kojaked, someone put a Roman numeral in one of those little plastic Easter eggs and stuck it in his "where the sun don't shine" place. And you know where that is.

  Veronica Mars : Worst Easter egg hunt. Ever.

  Dick Casablancas : Not a banner day for Chip Diller. He had to get one of the brothers to help unpack his suitcase.

  Veronica Mars : What was the number?

  Dick Casablancas : What?

  Veronica Mars : You said there was a Roman numeral in the Easter egg.

  Dick Casablancas : You're missing the point.

  [British accent] 

  Dick Casablancas : They put it up his bleedin' bum!

  Veronica Mars : Which kinda speaks to the number being significant, don't ya think?

  Dick Casablancas : I guess. I don't know what the number is. It wasn't a baby shower! We didn't all sit around waiting for him to open the egg so we could see what he got!

• Veronica Mars : Do you know what he did with it?

  Dick Casablancas : If it's not in his hope chest, I'm thinking he threw it out.

  Veronica Mars : When is your garbage collected?

  Dick Casablancas : And you think I'm "repungent"?

  Veronica Mars : Yes, Dick. Yes, I do.

  Dick Casablancas : The garbage truck comes Friday morning. Morty, the homeless dude, comes Thursdays to pull out the bottles and the cans. Can't tell you if they recycle "Keister" eggs.

• Dick Casablancas : You raise an uninteresting point. But hey, don't worry your pretty head about your pal, Dick.