Beetlejuice (TV Series)

Bewitched, Bothered, and Beetlejuiced (1990)

Stephen Ouimette: Beetlejuice

Quotes 

• Ginger : [wearing masks]  Bet you can't guess who we are.

  Beetlejuice : YOU'RE JACQUES LALEAN THE FRENCH SKELETON!

  Jacques LaLean : No no no, I am Jacque LaLean.

  [puts on hockey mask] 

  Jacques LaLean : The French *Canadian* skeleton!

• Beetlejuice : Whoa, great costume, you look just like Lydia.

  Lydia Deetz : Beetlejuice, it *is* Lydia. I mean I am me.

  Beetlejuice : [dressed as Sonny Crockett]  I-am-me Vice!

• Lydia Deetz : [Beetlejuice is disguised as Beatrice the witch and is dancing with a warlock who's trying to kiss her]  Uh... *Beatrice*, what's going on?

  Beetlejuice : It's... not what you think.

  Lydia Deetz : It's not what *he* thinks either!