- Ginger: [wearing masks] Bet you can't guess who we are.
- Beetlejuice: YOU'RE JACQUES LALEAN THE FRENCH SKELETON!
- Jacques LaLean: No no no, I am Jacque LaLean.
- [puts on hockey mask]
- Jacques LaLean: The French *Canadian* skeleton!
- Beetlejuice: Whoa, great costume, you look just like Lydia.
- Lydia Deetz: Beetlejuice, it *is* Lydia. I mean I am me.
- Beetlejuice: [dressed as Sonny Crockett] I-am-me Vice!
- Lydia Deetz: [Beetlejuice is disguised as Beatrice the witch and is dancing with a warlock who's trying to kiss her] Uh... *Beatrice*, what's going on?
- Beetlejuice: It's... not what you think.
- Lydia Deetz: It's not what *he* thinks either!