Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip (TV Series)
The Christmas Show (2006)
Amanda Peet: Jordan McDeere
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Quotes
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Danny Tripp : It says here that you're going to have to make a journey of 1200 miles to bury your eggs in the warm mud.
Jordan McDeere : Danny?
Danny Tripp : Wait, that can't be you.
Jordan McDeere : No.
Danny Tripp : It's an Alaskan King Crab that has to do that.
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Jordan McDeere : [to secretary] How's his mood?
Jack Rudolph : [off-screen] Son of a holy bitch!
Jordan McDeere : Never mind.
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Danny Tripp : We're having a baby?
Jordan McDeere : I'M having a baby.
Danny Tripp : Relax, you'll be involved.
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Danny Tripp : Was sleeping with him for that information really worth it?
Jordan McDeere : I didn't sleep with him for the information, he gave me the information so that he could sleep with me.
Danny Tripp : Still, integrity all over the place.
Jordan McDeere : This is time for a lecture?
Danny Tripp : No, that was about twelve weeks ago. By the way, did you and the Last Honest Man get loaded on Jagermeister and forget that there's like 500 different types of birth control?
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Danny Tripp : At 12 weeks a baby should be about 2 inches in length and way less than an ounce.
[pause]
Danny Tripp : If you're under 35...
Jordan McDeere : I'm under 35.
Danny Tripp : [puts down magazine] This is no time for vanity.
Jordan McDeere : I'm under 35.
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Danny Tripp : Why won't you tell me who the father is?
Jordan McDeere : You don't know him.
Danny Tripp : I don't want to know him.
Jordan McDeere : How do you know?
Danny Tripp : Cause if he was someone I wanted to know he'd be here.
Jordan McDeere : [pause] What makes you think I told him?
Danny Tripp : Cause I do know you.