My Name Is Earl (TV Series)
Our 'Cops' Is On! (2007)
Jason Lee: Earl Hickey
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Quotes
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Earl : [after falling down with his pants around his ankles] I skinned my pecker!
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Earl : [Earl and Joy are riding in a stolen police car when Joy pulls over a young woman] Wait, that's my ex girlfriend. I can't let her see me; she thinks I'm dead.
Joy : Oh, hell yes; this is going to be fun.
[using the loudspeaker]
Joy : The driver will get out of the car. Ok, slut, put your hands on the fender and spread your legs. I'm sure that won't be difficult for you.
Natalie Duckworth : I'm not a slut! I only slept with one man!
Earl : [Looking into the 'COPS' camera and grinning] That was me; yeah, I hit that.
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Earl : [after stealing a cop car] Who's got a cop car, bi-otch?