The Office (TV Series)

A Benihana Christmas (2006)

Angela Kinsey: Angela Martin

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Quotes 

• Angela : Hey! Excuse me! Waitress lady! Hey! Where do you think you're going with that?

  Nikki : I thought I could have it.

  Angela : No, you can't have it. I don't walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack.

• Angela : [Dunder Mifflin party planning committee meets in conference room to discuss holiday party festivities for the office]  Phyllis, I need you to pick up green streamers at lunch.

  Phyllis Lapin : I thought you said green was whorish.

  Angela : No. Orange is whorish.

  [Camera pulls back to show Phyllis wearing an orange blouse] 

  Karen Filippelli : So, I had a couple ideas to make the Stamford branch feel more at home. Each year, we have a Christmas raffle...

  Angela : It would never work here.

  Karen Filippelli : Okay. Um, another idea was karaoke.

  Angela : No.

  Karen Filippelli : A Christmas drinking game?

  Meredith : Yes!

  Angela : God help you.

  Karen Filippelli : What?

  Angela : These are all terrible ideas. And none of them are on the theme of a Nutcracker Christmas. I think you should leave.

  Karen Filippelli : [laughs nervously, unsure what to do]  You're kidding.

  Angela : You tried this out, and it's clearly not for you. It's time to go. Come on. Please? Thank you.

  [Karen looks to Pam for help, but Pam awkardly looks down at some papers, leaving Karen to fend for herself. Angela rises and shows Karen to the door. Karen leaves the meeting] 

• Dwight Schrute : Monkey, this is possum. Do you copy?

  Angela : Copy, possum. What's your 20?

• Angela : [Pam hangs a flyer above the flyer than Angela just hung]  What's that? 'The Committee to Plan Parties invites you to a Margarita-Karaoke Christmas.' There's no such thing as the Committee to Plan Parties.

  Pam Beesly : There is now, we just started it.

  Angela : Well, you can't just start a committee. You have to have funding.

  Karen Filippelli : What's your funding?

  Angela : $200.

  Pam Beesly : What's ours again?

  Karen Filippelli : Uhm, $201.

  Pam Beesly : Right.

  Kelly Kapoor : Hey! A Margarita-Karaoke Christmas party. That sounds like fun.

  Angela : No, that is not a party. There's only one party, and it's hosted by the Party Planning Committee, and it starts at 3:00.

  Kevin Malone : Then why are there two flyers?

  Karen Filippelli : Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone. Let me explain. There's a party that starts at 3:00.

  Kevin Malone : Right.

  Karen Filippelli : And then there's a way more fun party that starts at 2:45.

  Pam Beesly : Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here on our more brightly-colored flyer.

  [Angela rips down the flyer that Pam hung]