The Office (TV Series)

Back from Vacation (2007)

Paul Lieberstein: Toby Flenderson

Quotes 

• Michael Scott : That photo is my personal property, and if you are telling me that you went on my computer and stole that photo, then I am gonna call the cops.

  Toby : Michael, nine different people e-mailed me that photo, including my ex-wife and... we don't talk.

  Michael Scott : Well, this is probably the icebreaker you need.

• Toby : You know, for your own protection, you should disclose the relationship to HR.

  Michael Scott : I bet you would love all the details, wouldn't you, you skeevy little perv?

  Toby : All right. If you're having a relationship with your superior, you must disclose it.

  Michael Scott : No, no. No, I am not dating Jan. She was very clear about that. Just two like souls having a romantic time in the most romantic place on Earth. Got enough, weirdo?

• Toby : Hey, I need to talk to you...

  Michael Scott : Not now, not ever.