- Vinton 'Buzz' Harper, Jr.: Hey Grandma, what's for breakfast?
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: Mush.
- Vinton 'Buzz' Harper, Jr.: Good thing I'm late for school.
- Aunt Fran Crowley: [about her ill fitting dress] I don't remember it having all these... hooches.
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: That's the new style, they call it the hooch look.
- Vinton 'Buzz' Harper, Jr.: I'll just grab a couple doughnuts on the way to my first class.
- Aunt Fran Crowley: What is your first class, Buzz?
- Vinton 'Buzz' Harper, Jr.: Nutrition.
- Aunt Fran Crowley: [seeing Thelma's dismay at burning her dress] You've just been under a lot of stress lately.
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: Oh shoot! I used to iron a dress with my right hand, mash potatoes with my left, with all four of my screaming kids underfoot!