My Boys (TV Series)

Take One for the Team (2006)

Jamie Kaler: Mike Callahan

Quotes 

• Brendan Dorff : Have you ever had an egg that just came out of a chicken?

  Mike Callahan : No, and I've never taken a swig out of a cow's utter, but I don't think I'm missing out.

• [Trouty invites the gang to the exclusive Streisand Club] 

  Kenny Morittori : I've read about this place, and it's supposed to be epic, like the old Playboy clubs, and super exclusive. I heard Cusack couldn't get Piven in.

  Mike Callahan : How MUCH like the old Playboy clubs, and more to the point - and I think we all know where I'm going with this - how hot are the waitresses?

  Trouty : No bunny ears or powder puff tails, but the rabbit meat is of similar quality.

• Mike Callahan : All right, party people, we ready for our big night out?

  Kenny Morittori : [appraising Mike's outfit]  Yes. Um, it's not a mime club.

  Mike Callahan : [appraising Kenny's outfit]  Which one are you, Crockett or Tubbs?

  Kenny Morittori : Well, played.

  P.J. Franklin : [to Mike]  That's a good one, David Copperfield.