Veronica Mars (TV Series)
Show Me the Monkey (2007)
Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars
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Quotes
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Veronica Mars : According to the PHAT website, we should stay away from fur, obviously, down, leather.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : The one day I feel like wearing a leather miniskirt!
Veronica Mars : If it ever had a face or a parent, you can't wear it.
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : So my mollusk shoes are cool?
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Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : I just can't wait for the moment when you're in a tree going, "Here, monkey, monkey," and holding out a banana, and then the branch breaks and hilarity ensues.
Veronica : Ah, if there's hilarity, I charge extra.
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Veronica Mars : Someone was doe-eyed, tongue-tied, and dare I say, "twitterpated."
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Veronica Mars : [discussing rats showing up at Bronson's house] Like, in a tiny van with a sob story about needing a place to crash?
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Veronica Mars : We're talking monkey? As in...
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Touch my.
Pauline Elliot : It's not just any monkey.
Veronica Mars : Please tell me he plays piano.
Pauline Elliot : Twenty-five is a genetically altered capuchin monkey. Its uptake-inhibitor proteins have been coded to allow us to monitor cholesterol breakdown at a cellular level.
[Veronica just stares at her]
Pauline Elliot : And he can play "Chopsticks."
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Veronica Mars : You should hire someone to do this.
Keith Mars : You're lucky I'm not a farmer, you'd be out plowing a field.
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Professor McGregor : The only way to conclusively prove test results is through an autopsy.
Veronica Mars : So that monkey good life includes a blindfold and a last smoke?
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Veronica Mars : How did you find me? My cell phone is not on.
Keith Mars : Maybe I'll tell you someday.
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Veronica Mars : We're talking monkey? As in?
Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie : Touch my.
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Veronica : Why settle for something not good just cause it's something?
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Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski : These guys were all like, "as long as she's got a pair of... " You know, it was indelicate.
Veronica : What's indelicate about shoes?