- Jim Halpert: Hey, Ryan, wanna play a trick on Andy?
- Ryan Howard: Not right now. Ask me again about 10 years ago.
- Jim Halpert: I liked you better as a temp.
- Ryan Howard: Me too.
- Michael Scott: I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.
- Karen Filippelli: [walks into conference room where Jim sits alone, saying nothing] Do you still have feelings for her?
- Jim Halpert: [thinks on the question. Admitting to himself finally] Yes.
- Angela Martin: I miss him.
- Pam Beesley: Dwight?
- Angela Martin: No, John Denver.
- Pam Beesley: Ok, it's a good talk.
- Angela Martin: Wait, I'm sorry. He's gone because of me. I told him why I would be upset if people knew about us, so he didn't have an alibi for Michael. I denied him.
- Pam Beesley: I still think there is a way you can explain it to Michael, somehow.
- Angela Martin: Pam! I am not like you! Walking around in your provocative outfits, saying whatever thought pops in your head.
- Pam Beesley: Yeah, that's me.
- Angela Martin: [annoyed] Thank you, this was helpful.
- Phyllis: Dwight had a big personality and I have a big personality. And a lot of times when two people like that get together, it can be explosive.
- Oscar: Hey, where's Dwight?
- Jim Halpert: You didn't hear?
- Creed Bratton: Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.
- [Oscar is astounded]
- Jim Halpert: I'm pretty sure none of that's real.
- Creed Bratton: [Angrily] You are not real, man.
- Michael Scott: He's always up in my biznezz, which is Ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me.