Bizarre Bazaar: Lydia and Claire are partnered to work on the haunted house for their school's bazaar, but they disagree on the design. Claire proposes they each build their own haunted house to see who makes the most money, but then sneaks in and destroys Lydia's during the night. The ghost with the most takes over Claire's haunted house to save the day, but when Claire demands to see what Lydia has done to her creation, he sends her on a roller coaster ride through the Neitherworld.
Pat on the Back: Lydia fails to be impressed by Beetlejuice's latest scam, selling fake hair tonic to bald Neitherworld residents. He protests, declaring he deserves a pat on the back, and the result is the appearance of an Irishman growing out of his back and cheering him on as he goes on a pranking spree. But Pat's commentary helps Beetlejuice land in hot water, and he needs Lydia's help to get rid of the pest.