The Ren & Stimpy Show (TV Series)

Black Hole/Stimpy's Invention (1991)

Billy West: Stimpy, Announcer

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Quotes 

• Stimpy : [calling out to him]  Re-en!

  Ren : [angrily]  What!

  Stimpy : Are you feeling any better?

  Ren : [mocking him]  No I'm not feeling any better!

  [suspicious] 

  Ren : Wait, what are you up to?

  Stimpy : [innocently]  Oh nothing!

  Ren : What have you got behind your back?

  [gets off the couch, rolls up his newspaper and prepares to hit Stimpy with it] 

  Ren : You're hiding something from me... aren't you? What is it you're hiding? All right let's see it! Okay, hand it over!

  [Stimpy places the happy helmet on his head] 

  Ren : Hey what is this thing? Get it off of me!

  Stimpy : It's the Happy Helmet, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control. And I use this dial to control how happy you are!

  Ren : You sick little monkey! Why I outta...

  [Stimpy presses a dial that causes him to crack a smile] 

  Stimpy : Hey it works!

  [presses the button again] 

  Ren : Hey! What's happening... to me?

  [he is forced to smile again] 

  Ren : No! Got to fight it! Can't lose control!

  [in a deep voice] 

  Ren : Will strong... .

  [in a high pitched voice] 

  Ren : body weak... .

  [he loses control and laughs insanely as Stimpy watches with excitement] 

  Ren : Stimpy I'm so happy! I must... go... do... nice things!

  [laughs manically, twists his body around, and walks away] 

• Stimpy : Ren, you're... you're angry?

  Ren : You're darn tootin' I'm angry! I have never been this angry in my entire life! Hey... I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Stimpy!

  Stimpy : [astonished]  Happy to be of service?

• [Ren is trying out Stimpy's Stay-Put Socks] 

  Ren : Why, it's amazing! How do they work?

  Stimpy : They're full of glue!

  [glue oozes out of the top of the socks] 

  Stimpy : I'm so glad you like them, Ren! Wait here, I'll go get the stay put hat and raincoat!

  Ren : [shouts]  You filthy swine. I will kill you!

• Stimpy : Eureka!

• Stimpy : Re-en, oh Re-en!

• Stimpy : It's called "Happy Happy Joy Joy'!"

• Stimpy : Hey, Re-en!

• Stimpy : Will you help me try out my new inventions?

• Stimpy : Come on, Ren! I need your help! Oh, pleeease!

• Stimpy : Ahem. Ladies and gents, I give you... the Cheese-O-Phone! Now we can talk to cheese, anywhere in the world, regardless of their foreign tongues! Uh, go ahead Ren. Say something in... Limburger.

• Stimpy : Check this out, Ren. It's a remote control shaver. Now you can get a clean, close shave, without even being there! Ob-ser-uv!

• Stimpy : Here, Ren, for yooou!

• Stimpy : Go ahead, open it!

• Stimpy : They're my latest invention. Stay put socks, they never fall down.

• Stimpy : Say, what's the matter, Ren? Say... you don't suppose... He's unhappy? I know now what I must do. I must use my gift of invention, to save Ren.

• Stimpy : Re-en!

• Stimpy : Are you feeling any better?

• Stimpy : Oh, no-othing.

• Stimpy : It's the Happy Helmet, Ren. Now you'll always be happy! And this is the remote control. And I use this dial to control how happy you are!

• Stimpy : Oh Re-en! I've got a surprise for you! Hey... maybe Ren is somewhere being sad! I will make him happy again!

• Stimpy : Boy, Ren, if you think you're happy now, wait'll you hear this! It's a record of my favorite song!