The Ren & Stimpy Show (TV Series)
Space Madness/The Boy Who Cried Rat! (1991)
John Kricfalusi: Ren Höek
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Quotes
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Ren : Oh, my beloved ice cream bar! How I love to lick your creamy center!
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Ren : [talking to a bar of soap] You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper... boiled football leather... dog breath!
[Stimpy begins to grow concerned with Ren's ramblings]
Ren : We're not hitchhiking anymore! We're riding!
Stimpson J. Cat : Stop it, you're talking crazy!
Ren : [stops and looks at the bar of soap and hugs it close and to him] Oh no!
[points accusingly at Stimpy]
Ren : know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!
Stimpson J. Cat : [pleading with him] Come on, now
Ren : No you don't! You can't take it from me now!
[looks at the soap and begins crying]
Ren : I have had this ice cream bar since I was a child! People... always trying to take it from me! Why won't they leave me alone!
Stimpson J. Cat : [Ren smashers the block of water and floats menacingly towards Stimpy] Easy now.
Ren : Back off man!
[grabs a toothbrush to use as a weapon]
Ren : Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning ya! Don't make me use it!
[Stimpy steps towards him]
Ren : Now you've done it! You've forced me to use it!
[smiles menacingly and brushes his teeth hard]
Stimpson J. Cat : [tackles him and holds him down] Hi-ya!
Ren : [attempts to fight him and escape but gives up while foaming at the mouth] I'm hurting!
Stimpson J. Cat : [sadly] You poor, crazy kid!
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Ren : Do you have to keep tapping like that, you bloated sack of protoplasm?
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Ren : Do you have to keep stumping like that? You bloated sack of protoplasm!
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Ren : You're giving me the can? Are you sure?
Stimpson J. Cat : Go ahead. It's yours.
[Ren pats Stimpy on the back gratefully]
Ren : You're one of the good ones, man.
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Ren : [to Stimpy after their scam has been blown] Go on, Stimpy, he's got us. Give him back his five bucks.
Stimpson J. Cat : [starting to cry] I can't!
[throws himself at Ren's feet while sobbing]
Stimpson J. Cat : I've been bad, Ren! You'll smack me!
Ren : [kindly] When have I ever? Now go ahead, tell me what's wrong.
Stimpson J. Cat : All this talk about eating made me hungry! I ate the five bucks!
Ren : [gets angry, grabs Stimpy by his tongue, and slaps him repeatedly] You stupid eediot! You worm! You bloated sack!