The Ren & Stimpy Show (TV Series)

Space Madness/The Boy Who Cried Rat! (1991)

Billy West: Stimpy, TV Announcer, Mr. Pipe, Shaven Yak

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Quotes 

• Ren : [talking to a bar of soap]  You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper... boiled football leather... dog breath!

  [Stimpy begins to grow concerned with Ren's ramblings] 

  Ren : We're not hitchhiking anymore! We're riding!

  Stimpson J. Cat : Stop it, you're talking crazy!

  Ren : [stops and looks at the bar of soap and hugs it close and to him]  Oh no!

  [points accusingly at Stimpy] 

  Ren : know what you want! You coveteth my ice cream bar!

  Stimpson J. Cat : [pleading with him]  Come on, now

  Ren : No you don't! You can't take it from me now!

  [looks at the soap and begins crying] 

  Ren : I have had this ice cream bar since I was a child! People... always trying to take it from me! Why won't they leave me alone!

  Stimpson J. Cat : [Ren smashers the block of water and floats menacingly towards Stimpy]  Easy now.

  Ren : Back off man!

  [grabs a toothbrush to use as a weapon] 

  Ren : Don't make me use this! One step closer, I'm warning ya! Don't make me use it!

  [Stimpy steps towards him] 

  Ren : Now you've done it! You've forced me to use it!

  [smiles menacingly and brushes his teeth hard] 

  Stimpson J. Cat : [tackles him and holds him down]  Hi-ya!

  Ren : [attempts to fight him and escape but gives up while foaming at the mouth]  I'm hurting!

  Stimpson J. Cat : [sadly]  You poor, crazy kid!

• Ren : You're giving me the can? Are you sure?

  Stimpson J. Cat : Go ahead. It's yours.

  [Ren pats Stimpy on the back gratefully] 

  Ren : You're one of the good ones, man.

• Ren : [to Stimpy after their scam has been blown]  Go on, Stimpy, he's got us. Give him back his five bucks.

  Stimpson J. Cat : [starting to cry]  I can't!

  [throws himself at Ren's feet while sobbing] 

  Stimpson J. Cat : I've been bad, Ren! You'll smack me!

  Ren : [kindly]  When have I ever? Now go ahead, tell me what's wrong.

  Stimpson J. Cat : All this talk about eating made me hungry! I ate the five bucks!

  Ren : [gets angry, grabs Stimpy by his tongue, and slaps him repeatedly]  You stupid eediot! You worm! You bloated sack!