- Tom Jeter: We have to stop giving her the Prairie Oyster, turns out we could kill this lunatic girl dead.
- Jack Rudolph: [pause] Tom, Meet Kim's parents.
- Tom Jeter: [turns around, sees Zhang and his wife]
- [long pause]
- Tom Jeter: Lunatic girl is an idiom in our language, meaning -
- Jack Rudolph: Get out.
- Tom Jeter: I didn't think you'd be there. That's the truth. You look beautiful tonight. That's also the truth. Now will you go out with me this Saturday night?
- Lucy Kenwright: No.
- Tom Jeter: [smiles sadly] All right. Then that's that.
- Lucy Kenwright: [as Tom goes to walk away] I'll go out with you Sunday night.
- Tom Jeter: That was nice, you did a little switch.
- Zhang Tao: I pretend not to know English.
- Jack Rudolph: Why?
- Zhang Tao: [very solemn] It's fun.
- Jack Rudolph: Well, yeah, I guess it would be.
- Lucy Kenwright: Tom?
- Tom Jeter: Yes ma'am?
- Lucy Kenwright: A prairie oyster's for a hangover, you drink one when you're drunk, you're just gonna get drunker.
- Tom Jeter: I have to go right now, but I'm looking forward to Saturday night.
- Lucy Kenwright: Sunday night.
- Tom Jeter: Sunday night.