Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Nice to Have Gnome You (1991)
Katie Leigh: Rowlf
Quotes
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Piggy : What happened to you guys?
Rowlf : When?
Fozzie : Is this a riddle?
Rowlf : He loves riddles.
Fozzie : Yeah, wanna do a knock-knock?
Piggy : Uh-uh, could you guys tell me which way to go?
Rowlf : Who?
Fozzie : Us?
Rowlf : No way.
Fozzie : We don't know anything.
Rowlf : We could tell you a lot of jokes though.
Fozzie : Why did the...
Piggy : KNOCK IT OFF!
[Fozzie and Rowlf shrink back]
Piggy : Now, what door leads to my book?
Fozzie : We give up.
Rowlf : Which one?
Fozzie : I don't think she knows.
Rowlf : It's not fair to ask riddles if you don't know the answers.
Piggy : IT WASN'T A RIDDLE! IT WAS JUST A QUESTION!
Rowlf : Oh, a question.
Fozzie : That's different.
Rowlf : In that case, we don't know.
Fozzie : We only know jokes and riddles.
Rowlf : Right.
Piggy : Ooooh! Never mind. I'll figure it out for myself.
[starts to walk off]
Fozzie : [whistles] Ah-ah-ah.
Rowlf : Wouldn't go that way.
Fozzie : Yeah, nobody goes that way.
Piggy : [walks in a different direction] Ha! Just what I wanted to know in the first place. Thank you and goodbye. Hmph!
Rowlf : So long.
Fozzie : See ya.
[Piggy falls down a trap door screaming]
Fozzie : Think we should have told her nobody goes that way either?
Rowlf : Nah, she didn't ask.
