Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Nice to Have Gnome You (1991)

Russi Taylor: Gonzo

Quotes 

• Piggy : [stepping on Fozzie's collection of whoopie cushions]  Where are we?

  Gonzo : Uh, this is the land of Whoopie.

  Piggy : Oh brother, Alice in Whoopieland.

• Skeeter : [Piggy, Gonzo and Animal come into the nursery screaming]  What's going on?

  Gonzo : Piggy lost her Alice book and the library's going to chop off her head!

  Skeeter : Huh? Gosh, how overdue is it?

• Piggy : What's this?

  Gonzo : Labyrinth card.

  Piggy : I can't believe he said that, can you?

• Gonzo : I want to check this book out again; Land of the Gnomes and Goblins, it's my favorite.

  Skeeter : Eww, they look weird.

  Gonzo : Yeah I know, that's what I like.

• Piggy : Oh, I'll never find my book in time.

  Gonzo : Goblins probably took it.

  Piggy : Huh? *gasp* Gonzo?

  Gonzo : Uh-uh, Gonzo, Head Troll around here, all the goblins know me.

• Gonzo : So uh, what's this about your book?

  Piggy : Well, I got it from the library last week, but now...

  Gonzo : Ah! It could be, in there!

  [points to the Labyrinth] 

  Piggy : What is that?

  Gonzo : Public Labyrinth.

  Piggy : Public what?

  Gonzo : Labyrinth, kind of like a maze. Goblins take books there!

  Piggy : They do?

• Gonzo : An Orangutroll!

  [sees the others tickling Animal] 

  Gonzo : They're tickling him! Tickling, a fate worse than chickenpox!

• Piggy : [Nanny's asleep watching a cooking show]  Nanny, what would the library do if someone actually lost their book?

  TV chef : Well first we chop off their little heads!

  Piggy : Really?

  TV chef : Then we plump them into boiling water until the skin comes off and they get all soft and mussy.

  Gonzo : Boy, these library people are serious!

  Piggy : Come on, let's get out of here!

  [run out of the room] 

  TV chef : And in 20 minutes, you have a delicious bellaruff modernuff turnip souffle. Bon appetite!