Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Nice to Have Gnome You (1991)

Frank Welker: Kermit, Skeeter

Quotes 

• Kermit : Nanny says imaginations run wild around books, but this is ridiculous.

• Piggy : You're a mouse.

  Kermit : Uh-huh, so are you. Want some cheese?

  Piggy : So am I what?

  Kermit : A mouse. Here, take a look.

  Piggy : [looks at her reflection and screams]  I'm a mouse!

  Kermit : That's what I said.

  Piggy : Well, what happened? I don't want to be a mouse.

  Kermit : Well, um, I think you sort of fell into my imagination. Sorry.

  Piggy : Can you believe this?

  Kermit : Are you sure you don't want some cheese?

• Piggy : Scooter, Skeeter, is that you?

  Skeeter : Uh-huh, we're cater... pillars.

  Scooter : Hey, we're mice! What happened?

  Piggy : Don't ask.

  Kermit : I guess imaginations go kind of crazy around all these books.

  Skeeter : I'll say. You should have seen Animal's.

  Scooter : Huge.

  Piggy : Listen, we're going out into the library to look for my book. Wanna come?

  Scooter : Uh-uh. I'd probably get stepped on.

  Skeeter : What?

  Piggy : Okay.

  Kermit : See ya.

  [Piggy and Kermit leaves] 

  Skeeter : What are you, Scooter? A man or mouse?

  Scooter : Very funny, sis.

  Skeeter : [giggles]  I always wanted to say that.