"The Office" Safety Training (TV Episode 2007) Poster

(TV Series)

(2007)

Craig Robinson: Darryl Philbin

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Creed Bratton, Jenna Fischer, Kate Flannery, Paul Lieberstein, Craig Robinson, Phyllis Smith, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, B.J. Novak, Ed Helms, Oscar Nuñez, Mindy Kaling, Angela Kinsey, Leslie David Baker, and Brian Baumgartner in The Office (2005) Craig Robinson in The Office (2005) Steve Carell and Craig Robinson in The Office (2005)

Quotes 

  • Darryl Philbin : We do safety training every year or after an accident. We've never made it a full year. This particular time, I was reaching for a supply box on the top shelf, when one office worker, who shall remain nameless, kicked the ladder out from under me and yelled...

    [cut to Michael] 

    Michael Scott : [laughing hysterically]  Hey, Darryl, how's it hanging?

  • Darryl Philbin : [trying to talk Michael out of jumping off the roof]  Mike, you're a very brave man. I mean, it takes courage just to be you. To get out of bed every single day, knowing full well you got to be you.

    Michael Scott : Do you really mean that?

    Darryl Philbin : I couldn't do it. I ain't that strong and I ain't that brave.

  • Michael Scott : [during safety training]  Seasonal affective disorder. A depression that includes weight gain, fatigue, irritability, brought on by the low light of winter.

    Darryl Philbin : Thank God we only had a baler to deal with.

    Lonny : Yeah, that dim light is a bitch, ain't it?

  • Darryl Philbin : How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler?

    Michael Scott : Bail 'er? I hardly know her.

    Lonny : Damn it, Michael, pay attention, man.

  • Darryl Philbin : We do dangerous stuff, man. This is shenanigans, foolishness. Nerf ball. You live a sweet little Nerfy life, sittin' on your biscuit, never having to risk it.

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