The Office (TV Series)
Safety Training (2007)
Ed Helms: Andy Bernard
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?
Jim Halpert : Andy, Dwight says welcome back and that he could use a hug.
Dwight Schrute : Okay. Tell him that that's not true.
Jim Halpert : Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks.
Dwight Schrute : Okay, no, Jim.
Andy Bernard : [chuckles] You guys.
Dwight Schrute : Tell him that bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim, tell him!
[Andy walks away to his desk]
Jim Halpert : Andy... No, it's too far.
Dwight Schrute : [pause] Damn you.
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Dwight Schrute : Hey! Guys, listen up, Michael is up on the roof and acting strange.
Andy Bernard : Whoa! What's the situation?
Dwight Schrute : Un-shun. I think he's suffering from depression. Re-shun.
Andy Bernard : Okay, when's the shunning thing going to end?
Dwight Schrute : Un-shun. Never. Re-shun. I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him *die*.
Stanley Hudson : Is it nice outside?
Dwight Schrute : It's gorgeous. Let's go!
Stanley Hudson : Do I need my jacket?
Dwight Schrute : No, it really is. It's very nice. Come on!
Ryan Howard : Will I be too warm in a long-sleeve tee?
Dwight Schrute : Everyone's going to be fine in exactly what they're wearing! Let's go!