The Office (TV Series)
Safety Training (2007)
Patrice O'Neal: Lonny
Quotes
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Michael Scott : Heart disease kills more people than balers.
Lonny : That's called having a fat butt, Michael.
Michael Scott : No. No, it's sedentary.
Lonny : Yeah, yeah, that's fat butt disease. That's what you suffer from? You have fat butt disease, Michael?
Kelly Kapoor : Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds.
Lonny : Yeah?
Kelly Kapoor : Yeah.
Lonny : I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you?
Kelly Kapoor : Ryan!
Lonny : Dude, please tell your girl to shut up.
Kelly Kapoor : What?
Ryan Howard : Kelly, you've insulted the gentleman. Please apologize.
Kelly Kapoor : Are you kidding me?
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Michael Scott : [during safety training] Seasonal affective disorder. A depression that includes weight gain, fatigue, irritability, brought on by the low light of winter.
Darryl Philbin : Thank God we only had a baler to deal with.
Lonny : Yeah, that dim light is a bitch, ain't it?
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Darryl Philbin : How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler?
Michael Scott : Bail 'er? I hardly know her.
Lonny : Damn it, Michael, pay attention, man.