- Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Hey. Did anyone else hear there's going to be a Matchbox Twenty reunion show?
- Stosh 'Piz' Piznarski: So? Rob Thomas is a whore.
- Veronica: I think I read in Teen People that a clean leg shave will make that special boy sit up and take notice.
- Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: I read in FHM that boys like bare breasts
- Veronica: Interesting. I did not know that. Bare breasts you say?
- Patrick Nickerson: Hang up. Please. We can work this out. Yeah, you can be one of us.
- Veronica: Is this where you turn me into a vampire?
- Dick Casablancas: The way I treated you and Beav was totally uncool, and I'm totally sorry for all those things I said.
- Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Yeah, okay. Accepted.
- Dick Casablancas: It's cool. You're so cool. I get it now what my brother saw in you.
- [Dick leans in to kiss Mac, and she pushes his face away and stalks down the beach]
- Dick Casablancas: Don't tell Logan, okay?