- Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: Oh it's beautiful Buster. Pin it on me?
- [Buster tries to pin it]
- Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny: On second thought I couldn't survive the loss of blood.
- Gogo Dodo: [singing while playing a fiddle] Guys bug your dads for some bucks it's time to go and rent a tux, gals go buy a gown brand new it's prom time at Acme Loo, bang the drums, shout the news, it's time to put on your dancing shoes, don't be shy just take a chance and ask your cutie to the dance.
- Gogo Dodo: [singing to the tune of "Skip To My Lou"] So come one and come all, everybody's going to have a ball, watch the this place become a zoo, it's prom time at Acme Loo, yee haw!
- Plucky Duck: [takes a sip of punch but spits it out] Alright who spiked the punch?
- [we see a spike sitting in the punch bowl]
- Gogo Dodo: [at the prom, carrying a fire hydrant] Hi, there. This is my date, Sally.
- Mary Melody: Hi... Sally.
- Gogo Dodo: Why are you talking to her back?
- [storms off]
- Mary Melody: Uh! I have got to transfer out of this school.