Ugly Betty (TV Series)
A League of Their Own (2007)
Becki Newton: Amanda Tanen
Quotes
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Marc St. James : What, you think he's out of my league? He's a nine, I'm an eight.
Amanda Tanen : He's a ten, you're a six.
Marc St. James : You're a bitch, I'm a seven!
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Marc St. James : What is it girl? Someone fell down a well?
Amanda Tanen : Betty... internet dating... must mock...
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Amanda Tanen : [Betty is taking a picture to put on an online dating site] Head down, shoot from above, get those bangs to cover those caterpillars, and hide your chins by doing this
[puts both hands, touching at the fingertips, under her chin]
Amanda Tanen : , and for God's sake, lose the glasses.
Betty Suarez : Amanda, I wear glasses, I'm not gonna lie.
Amanda Tanen : Whatever, but guys don't make passes at girls who are fat.
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Amanda Tanen : These are the shoes I borrowed.
Christina McKinney : You borrowed the Jimmy Choos. This is a sandwich.
Amanda Tanen : You usually don't open the box that fast. I'll be right back.
[hurries out of room]
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Betty Suarez : [Betty checks her profile on a dating website] Christina, look! I have responses to my profile!
Christina McKinney : 15 of them! First one's from ILoveTacos.
Betty Suarez : I love tacos!
Christina McKinney : Then ILoveChurros.
Betty Suarez : I love churros!
Christina McKinney : Then ILoveTortillas.
Betty Suarez : [realizes all of these are fake] Amanda, you're not funny.
Amanda Tanen : [walks over] I'm a little funny.
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Christina McKinney : Hey, there's one, NiceGuy47.
Betty Suarez : Ooh! It's a real one. "I'd love to go out with you; your profile says you love bowling, so if you have some 'spare' time..."
Christina McKinney , Betty Suarez : Aww!
Amanda Tanen : I don't get it.