The Office (TV Series)
Product Recall (2007)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Customer : I'm calling the Better Business Bureau!
Michael Scott : Yeah, well, I'm calling the Ungrateful Biatch Hotline!
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Michael Scott : Andy, you go.
Andy Bernard : [in a British accent] William Dolittle at your service, a.k.a. Will Do.
Jim Halpert : Yeah, I'm definitely going to go alone.
Michael Scott : No! No! I need two men on this! That's what she said. No time! But she did. No time!
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Michael Scott : [Michael is making an apology video] "There is no way I will resign. It wouldn't be fair. Not to the good workers I work with, not to my clients, and especially not to me. Let's not forget who this whole resigning business is about, anyway. If I could leave you with one thought, remember... it wasn't me. They're trying to make me an escape goat. If I am fired, I swear to God, that every single piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the F-word on it. The F-word. You have one day.
Pam Beesly : One day for what?
Michael Scott : They always give an ultimatum.
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Michael Scott : The watermark, it's a one-time thing.
Barbara Allen : I don't care! It was disgusting. Cartoon characters having sex?
Dwight Schrute : May I point out that the sex appeared to be consensual? Both animals were smiling.
Michael Scott : Okay.