Greek (TV Series)
The Rusty Nail (2007)
Paul James: Calvin Owens
Quotes
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Rusty Cartwright : I've never been on a date before.
Rusty Cartwright : What? Is that so weird?
[pause, then turns to Dale]
Rusty Cartwright : Wait, Dale. You've been on a *date*?
Dale : Hey, I'm a virgin. Not a leper.
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Calvin : So you need a date for Friday. I don't see what the big deal is.
Rusty Cartwright : For the rest of the house it isn't, girls are all they talk about.
Calvin : Oh man I am with you. I am so sick of hearing guys talk about getting laid.
Dale : Calvin, I could not agree more. I mean, when is the Greek system gonna realize that sex before marriage is like slappin' God in the face?
Calvin : [frowns] Not exactly what I meant.