WandaVision (TV Mini Series)
On a Very Special Episode... (2021)
Kathryn Hahn: Agnes
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Quotes
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Wanda Maximoff : [the twins won't stop crying] What are we doing wrong?
Vision : Oh, don't worry, dear. We'll figure it out. Perhaps we all need more time to get to know one another.
Wanda Maximoff : Maybe. Or maybe we just need some help.
Vision : [the doorbell rings] Oh!
Agnes : [entering] Hiya, kids!
Wanda Maximoff : Oh, Agnes!
Vision : [hiding his face so he can transform] Agnes, I was just fluffing this pillow. With my face.
Agnes : Oh, I was just on my way to Jazzercise when I heard your little bundles of joy were on a sleep strike.
Vision : Oh? Who told you that?
Agnes : Uh, my ears.
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Agnes : I didn't wanna come until I'd wrapped him up.
Wanda Maximoff : What happened to him?
Agnes : Found him in my azalea bushes. Don't know how many leaves he ate. I didn't find him until it was too late. Oh... Tommy, Billy, I'm so sorry.
Wanda Maximoff : Wait. Don't. Don't.
Tommy Maximoff : Don't what?
Wanda Maximoff : Don't age yourselves up. The urge to run from this feeling is powerful. I know.
Billy Maximoff : It's too sad.
Tommy Maximoff : You can fix anything, mom. Fix the dead.
Wanda Maximoff : What? No.
Agnes : You can do that?
Wanda Maximoff : I am trying to tell you that there are rules in life, okay? We can't rush aging just because it's convenient. And we can't reverse death. No matter how sad it makes us. Okay? Some things are forever.
Billy Maximoff : You said family is forever.
Tommy Maximoff : He is family. Bring him back, mom.
Vision : Bring who back?
[realizing Sparky died, he hugs the boys]
Vision : Oh, boys. Come here.
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Wanda Maximoff : Boys, your father and I don't think you're ready to properly care for an animal until you're at least...
Vision : [fake coughing to prompt her] Ten. Ten.
Wanda Maximoff : Ten years old.
Vision : [seeing the boys share a glance] Wait, now hang on there a minute...
Wanda Maximoff : Wait, no, no, no.
[the boys age themselves up]
Wanda Maximoff : No, no, no!
Vision : ...you young whippersnappers.
Agnes : Let's just hope this dog stays the same size.
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Vision : [after noticing Agnes break character] What was that about?
Wanda Maximoff : What was what?
Vision : What was what? Th-that, with Agnes just now.
Wanda Maximoff : Well, I think she just got confused for a moment. She seems fine now. But what she said, the way she looked at you...
Wanda Maximoff : How did she look at me?
Vision : Well, I don't... oh.
Agnes : [with a perfume spray bottle] Lavender. It's supposed to have a calming effect. Ralph sprays it on me every night. But there's no taming this tiger.
[shaking her buns]
Agnes : What?
Vision : It's so strange.
Wanda Maximoff : Oh, that's not fair. It's not Anges' fault that she has an unusually high libido.
Vision : Wanda? Did you really not see what I saw?
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Vision : Morning, wife. Morning, boys.
[seeing the stray dog Wanda's holding]
Vision : Good morning, unfamiliar wet animal. Who's this?
Wanda Maximoff : We're not quite sure, actually. Why so formal, honey?
Vision : Oh, it's just a precaution, really. I had a hunch someone might pop over.
Agnes : [entering with a doghouse] Hi, kiddos.
Vision : With exactly the item we require.
Agnes : My kitchen window told me someone got a new pooch. Did you name him yet?
Billy (5 Years Old) : [watching the dog sniff around on the floor] How about Sniffy?
Agnes : Oh!
[as the dog sniffs an electrical outlet, it sparks]
Agnes : How about Sparky?
Wanda Maximoff : Well, should we make it official?
Vision : [she conjures a dog collar while Agnes isn't looking] Wanda.
Wanda Maximoff : Hmm?
Vision : Agnes was right there!
Wanda Maximoff : Well, she didn't notice. She didn't even notice when the boys went from babies to five-year-olds.
Vision : That's not what we agreed upon. You made no effort to conceal your abilities.
Wanda Maximoff : Well, I'm tired of hiding, Vis. And maybe you don't have to, either.
Vision : Wanda, we are usually so much of the same mind. But right now... what aren't you telling me?
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Agnes : Fussy babies, meet buns of steel. We dare you to stay awake.
