- Doctor: Do you have a friend who can come down and just sit with you and help you relax?
- Matt Albie: Danny! Sorry we're late, but Racer X here was driving, and we hit a parking meter.
- Harriet Hayes: You kept shouting, "Turn left! Turn left!"
- Matt Albie: Yeah, at the street.
- Danny Tripp: These are the calming influences.
- Doctor: Okay. I'm gonna head back in.
- Danny Tripp: Right before she went in, I... I asked, I gave her the ring, she said yes.
- Matt Albie: Well, I hadn't finished writing the proposal.
- Danny Tripp: I know.
- Matt Albie: Which draft did you use?
- Danny Tripp: I didn't use any.
- Matt Albie: You... ad libbed?
- Danny Tripp: I had to.
- Matt Albie: I was working on this great marriage proposal for him!
- Danny Tripp: What did you want me to do?
- Matt Albie: The... the text! You can't just wing it!
- Danny Tripp: It worked!
- Matt Albie: Well, mine would've worked better!
- Danny Tripp: How?
- Matt Albie: She delivered the baby.
- Andy Mackinaw: She delivered the baby?
- Cal Shanley: Yeah.
- Andy Mackinaw: Two weeks early?
- Matt Albie: Yeah, but the baby's fine. Sixteen pounds, two ounces.
- Andy Mackinaw: SIXTEEN POUNDS?
- Matt Albie: Is that... not... normal?
- Andy Mackinaw: Did she give birth to a tuna fish?
- Cal Shanley: Mattie.
- Matt Albie: Yeah?
- Cal Shanley: SIX pounds.
- Matt Albie: Fifteen minutes goes by without me hearing from you, I'm driving over there with a police escort.
- Danny Tripp: Where are you getting a police escort from?
- Matt Albie: I will commit a crime and lead them in a high speed chase if I have to! I am NOT kidding around!