- Regis Philbin: [describing the Three Wisemen lifeline] And Chris, look, there they are. From the caves beneath ABC News...
- [audience laughter]
- Regis Philbin: they are guarded day and night by werewolves and John Stossel.
- [audience laughter]
- Regis Philbin: Wise men and women of such radioactive intelligence that they must live in the shadows, until you call upon them for help. Only then will they emerge.