My Boys (TV Series)

Ethics (2007)

Jamie Kaler: Mike Callahan

Quotes 

• PJ Franklin : Dude, I cannot date him, okay? He is a Cub! All right, that is breaking, like, a ton of unwritten journalism rules.

  Mike : Unwritten rules were meant to be... written.

  Kenny : ...then broken.

  Mike : Written then broken! Thanks, Kenny. I got a little lost there.

• Bobby : He just asked me!

  Mike : Well, of course he asked you! Look at you. You're adorable.

  Kenny : Those dimples.

  Andy : That cute little grin.

• Brendan Dorff : You know, we'd save enough energy to light more than 2.5 million homes if we all just use one of those energy-efficient light bulb things.

  Mike : You mean the six of us?

  Brendan Dorff : No, I meant everyone in America.

  Kenny : I don't know everyone in America.

  Andy : So much for THAT plan.

• Mike : Hold it. You're taking your girlfriend to a party where the hottest, richest women in Chicago will be throwing themselves at you?

  Brendan Dorff : What's wrong with that?

  Mike : Dude, you don't bring sand to the beach.

• Mike : All right, let's find the S.S. Brendan and start scrapin' off the lady barnacles.