Quotes
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PJ Franklin : Dude, I cannot date him, okay? He is a Cub! All right, that is breaking, like, a ton of unwritten journalism rules.
Mike : Unwritten rules were meant to be... written.
Kenny : ...then broken.
Mike : Written then broken! Thanks, Kenny. I got a little lost there.
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Brendan Dorff : You know, we'd save enough energy to light more than 2.5 million homes if we all just use one of those energy-efficient light bulb things.
Mike : You mean the six of us?
Brendan Dorff : No, I meant everyone in America.
Kenny : I don't know everyone in America.
Andy : So much for THAT plan.
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Kenny : I know him. He's on my fantasy team. He's breakin' my heart and he'll break yours, too.
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Kenny : Don't take Mike. Take me. I'm even less threatening.
Brendan Dorff : Wow. What a sad competition.
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[repeated line]
Kenny : I'm about to disgust myself.